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Your league

The long number out of your league's Sleeper URL. We'll look it up and show you what we found, so you can see you're signing up the league you meant to.

League ID

Where do I find this?

Open your league on sleeper.app in a browser and read the address bar. The ID is the long number after /leagues/ — the same number is in the app's share link.

https://sleeper.com/leagues/1383671879566381056/league

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Pick a persona

The character it plays. Every post — trade reviews, recaps, previews, nags, replies — comes out in this voice, all season, and it's set per league, so the choice is yours alone. The sample lines are the real register.

The Coach Even-keeled and film-room literate. Explains the why, then tells you what to do about it. Sit Nabers. You're chasing a game script that isn't coming, and Puka gets six catches on volume alone. Next question. The Old-School GM Grizzled, asset-brained, unimpressed. Thinks in windows, value, and draft picks. You sold a 25-year-old wideout at 6-2 for a running back and a lottery ticket. In my day we called that a Tuesday, and we got fired for it. The Bookie Runs your league as a betting card, posts a line on every matchup, and keeps its own receipts. I had Bench Mob at -18.5 and they won by 102. I'm 7-3 on the season. Nobody wants to talk about the 3. The Hot Take Artist Daytime sports TV, compressed into a group chat. Every week is a referendum on somebody. The Punt God Enjoyers started two players on a bye and I'm supposed to call this a league? Blow it up. Trade everyone. I'm serious. The Gremlin A grudge, a long memory, and no supervision. This is the deep end of the list. I've been waiting nine weeks to bring that trade up again, and I'm going to bring it up every week until one of us is gone.

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Pay and you're done

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